AVA

2011-01-15T23:00:00.002+08:00

i would like all people to take note of your own duty

remember which day or which week you are involved on duty

please be responsible and practice the school core value RESPONSIBILITY!!!

this time round i would like all leaders to take note of your members

if your members are suppose to be on duty and they are not reported there, you are seriously gonna be in a deep trouble i can tell you for sure.

secondly, i would like the leaders to split the job EQUALLY !!!!

any doubt please inform me, wee kiat for any help!!!

thats all bah ... any enquires do look for us in facebook for fastest way or even handphone!

have a great day!!

2011-01-14T23:01:00.000+08:00

AVA CHALETZ #1

2009-12-15T00:44:00.002+08:00

Okay so you guys might not have recieved any updates so far ( especially the junior ) about the chalet. SO here am I now , using 5 mins of my life to type this entire wall of text for you twats. Alright so here it is ,

2009 AVA CHALETZ

VenuE of the Chalet : HOMETEAM NS PASIR RIS

http://www.hometeamns.sg/Obj/HTN0510001/Images/PASIR%20RIS%20(4).JPG

http://www.hometeamns.sg/Obj/HTN0510001/Images/PASIR%20RIS%20(6).JPG

http://www.hometeamns.sg/Obj/HTN0510001/Images/PASIR%20RIS%20(5).JPG

http://www.hometeamns.sg/Obj/HTN0510001/Images/PASIR%20RIS%20(8).JPG

For the sake of lazy people i haz post the pictures up there. Just click them. You can see how big it is.

Btw there will be 4 rooms each with 2 bed and 2 matresses.

[Fully-furnished semi-detached chalets with 4 spacious bedrooms each]

Location of hometeam ns:
Its at pit 40++ of pasir ris park, pretty darn far from downtown east.
For more information : -> www.google.com-> google street directory -> go to the web given -> find pasir ris park -> find pit 40 and walah~

Date of teh chalet : 23 Dec , 24 Dec

We will be checking in the afternoon around 3+? Time will be confirm as the date approaches.

FOOD AND DRINKS WILL BE SETTLED BY THE SENIOR THOUGH I NEED SOME JUNIORS TO HELP CARRY SOME STUFFS, PLEASE VOLUNTEER YOURSELF OR IMA HANDPICK YOU (:

This is the first update of ava chalet. I will update more as the date approaches. PEW PEW.

-Nach0s™ SIGNING OFF.
-> Because i say so .

2009-01-04T21:56:00.001+08:00

THIS BLOG LINK WILL BE CLOSED
FROM TODAY ONWARDS...

PLEASE VISIT WWW.AVA-CREW.BLOGSPOT.COM

I WILL PUT A RELINK SKIN ON THIS SITE SOON....
THANKS ^_^

2008-12-02T23:18:00.002+08:00

Weiming, our retard host o_O has organise an AVA Chalet on the upcoming december
check the details and information at palmbuddy.sg
under annoucement ^^

here is the brief summary of the chalet..

Date: 23rd, 24th December 2008
Venue: Pasir Ris Down Town East Costa Sand Resort
Time: Not Confirmed
Amount: SGD$12 per person

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There is an upcoming AVA chalet meeting at the AVA Store on the 5th december 2008.
All AVA members are required to attand.

Here is another brief summary of the meeting ...

Date: 5th December 2008
Venue: ESSS School AVA store
Time: 10am sharp outside AVA Store
What to Bring: Your self and $12
What are we gonna do: Pay $12 to weiming. and he will brief us some things about the chalet.

2008-12-02T01:22:00.002+08:00

Guys can i have all the AVA Photos
that you guys taken on our outing or BBQ
you can e-mail all the photo to me by 4th December 2008
thank you

here is my hotmail: woshichargee@hotmail.com

2008-10-15T14:58:00.003+08:00

Palmbuddy had released something....

INTRODUCING ....

EDM~~

External Defence Management

also known as

128-bit security encryption Secure Socket Layer (SSL)

This is to prevent other people from accessing and peep into our words...
hehe... AVA need pirvacy...
as we heard before we are the 'unsung heros' O_O! LOL

ok username and password have sent to you guys... please check your E-M@IL.

*NOTE !!!!: you login first time.... will not recieve anything... dun be angry... cos when u login second time.... it will transfer you to the AVA Forum ^_^

2008-10-04T20:31:00.003+08:00

HIHI!!!
I AM HERE TO TELL YOU GUYS TO REORT BACK TO THE AVA FORUM
AS I AM ORGANISING A BIGBIG EVENT W00TS

THOSE WHO HAVEN OT REGISTERED THE FORUM
YOU MAY REGISTER NOW
REGISTERATION IS OPENED FOR ALL AVA MEMBER

AND ALSO PLEASE STATE UR TRUE IDENTITY OR I WILL DELETE UR ACCOUNT WHEN I SEE U

THIS IS A BIGBIGBIG EVENT W00TS EX SENIOR MAY ALSO JOININ TOO !!!

and also here getting a chance to wish all of the AVA member good luck for ur exam and post result
while for the sec 4 seniors good luck!!! study hard and i wan see ur bigbig picture outside school next year okkays... ^^

2008-09-17T22:14:00.003+08:00

Hallo guys...

We had upgraded the Palmbuddy Forum to a quad 16 core xeon processor 7300 series + 8gb ram.

It will be very fast lah when loading pages. lol... xD

forum service has resumed.
You may contact the below e-m@ils if u need to find ur admin when the forum is not available.
if u wan any other private service like blogs etc. u can find me. thks for ur understanding...

woshichargee@hotmail.com
chargee@palmbuddy.sg

we will be pleased to serve you

2008-08-16T21:04:00.003+08:00

AVA Forum will be going through a scheduled maintenance process on Saturday, August 16th, 2008.

This one involves the forum servers, and it'll last for approximately 15 to 30 mintues.

Server : AVA Forum

Time : Saturday , August 16th, 2100 hours (GMT+8) TO Saturday, August 16th, approximately 2130 hours to 2145hours (GMT+8)

The Forum will NOT be available during the Server maintenance .

Thank you, and Have a nice day.

2008-07-30T19:44:00.002+08:00

SVA/SDMA

Category Video
Genre Advertisement Documentary Drama
Level Pri / Sec / JC - CI
Maximum Duration 1 min 5 mins 10 mins
Themes • Emergency Preparedness• English as it is Broken• Humour is the Best Medicine • Saving our Hearts from Heart Attacks• It's Playtime!• Act of Kindness Open
Language English*
* Video needs to be subtitled or accompanied with English translation of (final) script if the medium is not in English

2008-07-19T22:00:00.001+08:00

AVA Forum has resumed.
Please try logging in and see if you occur any problems.
Thanks Abram for rushing this project. ^_^

Server Imgration has ended.

Experience the new Singapore Server

2008-07-19T16:34:00.003+08:00

Server Migration in process

Dear AVA members, AVA forum is bring transferred to a better server and will be back on 20 July 2008. Email woshichargee@hotmail.com if you have any inquiries. Thanks

2008-07-18T23:15:00.005+08:00

Edit: The server migration process has been extended for 17 hour. The migration process will now conclude at 2000 hours on 20th sunday GMT+8. We're sorry for the inconvenience
=================================
AVA Forum will be going through a scheduled migration process on Saturday, July 19th, 2008.

This one involves the forum servers as well as all palmbuddy websites, and it'll last for approximately 24 to 48 hours. Lagging attempt error will be fixed.

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- Server : All Palmbuddy Servers

- Time : Saturday , July 19th, 0000 hours (GMT+8)
TO
Sunday, July 20th, approximately 0900 hours to 2000hours (GMT+8)

The Forum will NOT be available during the Server Migration .

Thank you, and Have a nice day.

2008-06-25T17:26:00.005+08:00

hi guys...
this is the 90th post ^_^ haha....

Lets give our warm welcome to Mdm Tan

for joining AVA!!!

She will be so called taking over Mdm Chai's position from now on.... till.... i dunno when....
but the longer the better la ^^...
if you dunno her.... nvm... haha dun worry
She is a kind and also friendly teacher around the school... only she could be fierce also...
Give her your full respect when you see her, greet her with a smile also ^^
she will be glad and also giv you a smile too :)

Note: Guess you dunno.... She is Terence form teacher and also me and weiming Maths teacher ^_^
AVA Now is FULL OF Math teacher and Math Student ^_^ House of Maths lol....

From your Admin and also Moderator,
Chargee ^_^

2008-06-23T16:49:00.000+08:00

Dear AVA-ians,

There will be a AVA Meeting for all AVA members on 25th June 2008 (Monday), from 1430 hrs (+8 GMT) to 1730 hrs (+8 GMT).
Please proceed to the AVA store at 1430 hrs SHARP with your bags and also have a heavy lunch before coming as meals WILL NOT be provided. We wish you will not be late for this meeting as lat e comers are NOT ENTERTAINED!

The upcoming meeting includes:

Version 0.1
- Monday Assembly duty

More points will be added as soon as possible ^^

-Chargee

AVA BBQ

2008-06-14T15:07:00.003+08:00

DEAR AVA MEMBERS YOUR EX-PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING NOW!!! HAHA..

I just received the message which informs us of our room no. AND IT IS 1610. I am now going to go through the check-in procedures so u better pay attention!!!!!!!!!

NOW normally, the chalet unit no. is J1822 and then the bbq pit no. is J22 but i would only know about the ALPHABET (indicating the chalet block) when i am checking-in. So for those fools who are coming late, you'd better sms me or call me for the chalet details. For those sweet angels coming to accompany me in the check-in, please meet at 3.30pm at the check-in counter.

Next important thing. After i check-in, i would be given 4 free entry passes so only four ava-ers would be going in without the need to pay $1. Aiya, EVERYONE JUST BRING $1 TO ENTER IN THE CHALET PREMISES. DUN ARGUE SAY NO NEED COS I SAY NEED. DUN TELL ME "LAST TIME NO NEED. LAST TIME IS LAST TIME. LAST TIME U BORN TODAY U BORN AGAIN ISST?????!!"

So in summary, please bring $1 and meet at 3.30pm outside the check-in counter. Those who late please contact me for bbq details. My hp no. is 93295279. No prank calling arh!! I will found out who u are and u are never gonna see my smile AGAIN! ...

Thanks!! Bye Bye!!!

2008-06-11T22:36:00.001+08:00

Server Maintenance on 11/06

Dear AVA-ians,
Please be informed that there will be a Server Maintenance on 16th May 2008, Friday, from 2235 HOURS to 2300HOURS (+8 GMT).
Forum Service will not be available during this period of time.
Please ensure your account are logout before this time to avoid any loss of items.
We will like to thank you for your kind understanding.

- AVA Forum Administrator ,Chargee
Support Green Day !! Prevent Gobal Warming ^^

ava outing #3

2008-06-04T20:40:00.007+08:00

OH YEAH NARNIA! Remember the trailer i posted at AVA blog? Its coming this May O_O.

NarniA:Prince Caspian
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Description:I like pie.
Description2:The characters of C.S. Lewis's timeless fantasy come to the life once again in this newest installment of the 'Chronicles of Narnia' series, in which the Pevensie siblings are magically transported back from england to the world of Narnia, where a thrilling perilous new adventure and and even greater test of their faith and courage awaits them.

Release Date:29th May<<< ZOMG ITS OUR SCHOOL HOLIDAY!

When we watching: 6th June
Venue:Tampines interchange Mac, meet 1 hour before the movie time.

Time:3.30pm

People who are going:
Hippy™ C.E.O
Kang
Blueyboez
Syamir
IRPANYUZ
Asraf
Aaron

People who are not going:
Terence
Yoyo
Joel

People who are not confirm:
Rain
Chargee

Important note: Bring $$$ for your lunch/dinner.Bring more $$$ to blanjah the whole ava at arcade. Thats all for now. Will be updated more frequently as the day approaches. . .(zomg i sound so cool)

Official trailer:http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/thechroniclesofnarniaprincecaspian/

Off-topic:HURRAY CAMPS OVER ~

Attention:DATE UPDATED! Tell all the ava members bout this! Jio more ava members please XD

2008-06-04T02:06:00.002+08:00

New Forum had been Lauch On 4th June 2008
All AVA Members should have recieved an e-mail containing your forum username and password.
Please verify it and remember to change your password
Please note that the new forum had been made FFA (Free For All) So other people can see what we are talking about, but they cant post.
We seek for your kind understand

There are 2 domains for our new forum..

they are.

palmbuddy.sg/ava

ava.palmbuddy.sg

both of these domains will directly link you to AVA Forum

-Chargee
green is good fer ur eye

AVA OUTING #2

2008-06-03T21:09:00.001+08:00

OH YEAH NARNIA! Remember the trailer i posted at AVA blog? Its coming this May O_O.

NarniA:Prince Caspian
---------------------------------------------------

Description:I like pie.
Description2:The characters of C.S. Lewis's timeless fantasy come to the life once again in this newest installment of the 'Chronicles of Narnia' series, in which the Pevensie siblings are magically transported back from england to the world of Narnia, where a thrilling perilous new adventure and and even greater test of their faith and courage awaits them.

Release Date:29th May<<< ZOMG ITS OUR SCHOOL HOLIDAY!

When we watching: 6th June
Venue:Tampines

Time:5.55pm

People who are going:
Hippy™ C.E.O
Kang
Blueyboez
Syamir
IRPANYUZ

People who are not going:
Terence
Yoyo
Asraf

People who are not confirm:
Rain
Chargee

Important note: Bring $$$ for your lunch/dinner.Bring more $$$ to blanjah the whole ava at arcade. Thats all for now. Will be updated more frequently as the day approaches. . .(zomg i sound so cool)

Official trailer:http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/thechroniclesofnarniaprincecaspian/

Off-topic:HURRAY CAMPS OVER ~

Attention:DATE UPDATED! Tell all the ava members bout this! Jio more ava members please XD

Server Maintenance on 31/5

2008-05-31T02:08:00.001+08:00

Server Maintenance on 31/5

Dear AVA-ians,
Sorry guys, Some post will remain close as for some reasons.As now i cannot do this job now as the Admin is having a headache...I need to sleep le =.=Sorry ....But topic will be close for tempoary only.
It will resume back maybe 2moro afternoon??
Enjoy your holiday ^^

Please be informed that there will be a Server Maintenance on 31st May 2008, Friday, from 0145HRS to 2000HRS (+8 GMT).

Forum Service will not be available during this period of time.Please ensure your account are logout before this time to avoid any loss of items.

We will like to thank you for your kind understanding.

Forum Service had been resumed since 1010HRS. We seek for your kind understanding.

- AVA Forum Administrator

2008-05-30T14:56:00.001+08:00

KANGHUI ...
the KIDNAPPER !!!!!!!!!
kidnap me on NET !!!
ARREST himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ~

ava outing

2008-05-29T21:27:00.002+08:00

OH YEAH NARNIA! Remember the trailer i posted at AVA blog? Its coming this May O_O.

NarniA:Prince Caspian
---------------------------------------------------

Description:I like pie.
Description2:The characters of C.S. Lewis's timeless fantasy come to the life once again in this newest installment of the 'Chronicles of Narnia' series, in which the Pevensie siblings are magically transported back from england to the world of Narnia, where a thrilling perilous new adventure and and even greater test of their faith and courage awaits them.

Release Date:29th May<<< ZOMG ITS OUR SCHOOL HOLIDAY!

When we watching: 1-7 of june
Venue:Tampines <<< change to vivo? =D

Time:

Monday 02-06-2008 10:00AM 11:50AM 12:35PM 1:05PM 3:40PM 4:10PM 5:30PM 6:45PM 7:15PM 8:35PM 9:50PM 10:20PM
Tuesday 03-06-2008 10:00AM 11:50AM 12:35PM 1:05PM 3:40PM 4:10PM 5:30PM 6:45PM 7:15PM 8:35PM 9:50PM 10:20PM
Wednesday 04-06-2008 10:00AM 11:50AM 12:35PM 1:05PM 3:40PM 4:10PM 5:30PM 6:45PM 7:15PM 8:35PM 9:50PM 10:20PM

People who are going:
Hippy™ C.E.O
Kang
Blueyboez
Syamir

People who are not going:
Terence
Yoyo
Asraf

People who are not confirm:
Rain
Chargee

Important note: Bring $$$ for your lunch/dinner.Bring more $$$ to blanjah the whole ava at arcade. Thats all for now. Will be updated more frequently as the day approaches. . .(zomg i sound so cool)

Official trailer:http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/thechroniclesofnarniaprincecaspian/

Off-topic:HURRAY CAMPS OVER ~

Server Maintenance on 16/05

2008-05-16T17:23:00.005+08:00

Server Maintenance on 16/05

Dear AVA-ians,

Please be informed that there will be a Server Maintenance on 16th May 2008, Friday, from 1745HRS to 2000HRS (+8 GMT).

Forum Service will not be available during this period of time.

Please ensure your account are logout before this time to avoid any loss of items.

*Forum Service has resumed since 2118HRS (+8 GMT). We will like to thank you for your kind understanding.

We will like to thank you for your kind understanding.

- AVA Forum Administrator

2008-05-15T19:55:00.001+08:00

AVA blog Moderators, Forums Admin and all Members

Wishes Joel's Toe a HAPPY BRUP DAY!!!

OUR BEST PRESIDENT WE EVER HAD!!!!!!

-Chargee

AVA BBQ

2008-05-15T17:35:00.004+08:00

DEAR AVA MEMBERS YOUR EX-PRESIDENT IS SPEAKING NOW!!! HAHA..

Our AVA BBQ is on the 16/17 JUNE 2008!!! Alright man isn't this exciting?? It would be @ Coasta Sands Resort Downtown East.

Nice hor?

We would check in at about *1500. We would be having a sleepover and check out in the morning and... Continue to enjoy ourselves @ **Escape Theme Park!!! Oh yea excited liao..

As for the food, everything will be halal so dun worry! I would be checking out the food prices @ Barbeque Wholesale centre and Satay would definitely be a must! the satay would not be like last time satay.. okies, further details would be posted soon so pls be alert!!

OH YA.. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A FAREWELL PARTY FOR MDM CHAI OSO AS SHE IS LEAVING SINGAPORE FOR AUSTRALIA D; SO MUST GIVE HER A VERY MEMORABLE PARTY BEFORE SHE LEAVES.. HER DEPARTURE IS ON THE 20TH JUNE @NIGHT SO IF FREE BETTER COME AIRPORT BID FAAREWELL TO BETRAYER OF SINGAPORE HAHA JKJK.. TIMING INFORM U ALL LATER :)

Extra Info
*timing may change
** no promotion so pay the entrance fee urself
- only booked one room cos if book 2 room mr tan 不用活了
- the chalet room no. would be posted 2 days before check in cos i would only be notified then
- Chalet booking is not on the 19/20 JUNE as ur ex-seniors are having a day camp from 18-20 JUNE starting from the morning 7.30am (Sian)

Stay tuned for further details!!

2008-05-11T18:02:00.005+08:00

Urgent Server Check on 11/05

Dear AVA-ians,

There will be an urgent Server Check on 11th May 2008 from 1600hrs (+8 GMT) to 1830hrs (+8 GMT).

Please take note that the Forum Service will be down during this period. Please logout before this time to avoid any loss of items. Thank you for your kind understanding

*Forum Service has resumed since 1850HRS (+8 GMT). We will like to thank you for your kind understanding.

-AVA Administrator. Chargee

2008-05-10T11:26:00.003+08:00

AVA Forum is up now...
the link is at the bottom of the tagg box.
ALL AVA MEMBERS ARE ADVISED TO SIGN UP
To prevent outsiders to sign up from our forum, everyone in AVA are advised to sign up NOW!
1 people 1 account. Multiple of account created will be resulted in deletion ^_^

Some words i would like to tell someone.
Nach0s-You should feel happy now as i placed a place for videos so comon and spam videos
Asraf-Same with Nach0s spam little at a time so it can last veri long ^^

I do not wish to see the blog and forum dead so fast ok? ^^

Not to worry you will be accessing to this blog before u can access to the forum as the forum has many letters tat u cant memorise hehe
So the blog will not be dead bah lols ^^

-Chargee

O_O

2008-05-07T18:50:00.000+08:00

The dota knight! O_O

Gotta love rollercoasters

-Nach0s™, gl for all your exams. SCREW CHINESE!

Lesson 3

2008-05-06T18:23:00.003+08:00

halo ~ another lesson by Ms LeE XD settle down and enjoy the blood flowing out...[omg...that sound so sick XP]

LeSsoN 3

NeVer Go On A sPo0kY RiDe =D
oh did i mention to you that we going to escape theme park haunted house? hahaha

2008-05-06T16:11:00.001+08:00

WOOHOO~

this is GREAT man...

wad a LOVELY couple (:

2008-05-05T19:43:00.000+08:00

2008-05-04T22:30:00.001+08:00

2008-05-04T22:26:00.000+08:00

2008-05-03T20:10:00.000+08:00

2008-05-03T20:02:00.003+08:00

NTH to post so i POST this SHIT here..
To: yoyo
sorry i edit then put wrong words..
but its PY like jojo ma..
hahahah :D

EVERYBODY look ...
OPEN eye BIGBIGBIG

BY: EVANGELINE (:

2008-05-03T20:02:00.001+08:00

lesson 1 & 2

2008-05-02T22:02:00.004+08:00

HaLo ~ long time never post ler...so i going to show a cute and innocent looking people and with blood flowing out of them...WoohOO~ hope u like it XD not suitable for ages 14 and above LOL !

Now Is LeSsOn By MiSs YoYo

1st Lesson

Never go on a "blind" date ^^

2nd Lesson

After in Ns...dun ever play hide and seek...or if u have friends who come out from NS please dun play hide and seek with them...^^

The Lesson should end here =D hope you all like it...if u want more of this...please tagg at the tagg board and tell me ^^ tata XD

By Yoyo ~

2008-05-02T19:23:00.002+08:00

a gift from A.H.A -L-™

2008-05-02T16:39:00.002+08:00

WHAT IF EVAN DIE ONE DAY?!

2008-05-01T17:23:00.000+08:00

2008-04-30T20:42:00.000+08:00

2008-04-29T21:18:00.003+08:00

Click On the Picture for a Larger View

HiHi, Ermm just helping the VP to post this duty

This duty list will take effect from monday onwards,

5th May 2008

Those name with the *Stars are the senior in-charge.

Please set up the mics before 7.10am

OIC: Aaron

All AVA Members are encourage to do this duty, thank you

And dun be late for duty ^^

From: Edwin (Ur VP)

-Chargee

2008-04-28T20:50:00.004+08:00

Kang's GF. really =P

Terrence got owned!

2008-04-27T21:07:00.002+08:00

Supermarket Mother

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed
an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the farmer.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first."

The farmer thinks for a while. "I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"

The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question.

Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer. "I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"

The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist. "I don't know."

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A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

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-By your ever loving ???

crazy people

2008-04-25T21:36:00.001+08:00

Canon Rock 2

Guitar canon rock 1/2

Crazy people comes with crazy talents.

-Nach0s™

2008-04-25T19:10:00.002+08:00

hello~~~~~~~~~ seniors and fellow AVA-ian
The results for the President and Vice President is out!!!

President

Overall-Aaron

Vice-President

Edwin
Terence

I wish that all of the AVA club members INCLUDING those names above, Will respect each other and work well to make Mr Tan Proud of us AND we can have more BBQ and CHICKEN WING!!!!! AWWWW!!!!!

lols........ So giv it to ur best shot guys.....
New ERA has begin......

ohh... i forget CONGRATZ GRATZ GRATZ ALL lot of GRATZ to the above people that has been promoted to President and Vice-President!!!

I suggest all of you guys to congratz them and give them their full support.

And for those who is not happy with this position, i suggest you to forgive and forget...
1 more chance please ^_^

and ermm.. president may i ask u, can we continue using this blog?? or are there anything u need to edit?? lols

-Chargee (Moderator NO change...lols wait me step down first bah muhahaha!)

2008-04-24T21:34:00.001+08:00

a little video.

-???

(insert tittle here please =])

2008-04-23T18:42:00.000+08:00

NarNia FTW~ Who wan watch? =D

-Nach0s™

2008-04-22T18:42:00.003+08:00

We will be gathering together and recieve the good news of our new 2008 President and Vice-President on friday.

AVA members are suppose to meet at the AVA store after ALL of your exam paper are DONE STATED CLEARLY DONE!!!

IF the AVA store is LOCKED, You are advised to stay OUTSIDE the AVA store QUIETLY, I SAID AGAIN QUIETLY as there maybe some exams going on in the classroom or the hall.
If you are caught there for noise pollution, you will be sent back home and also get scolding, so i advise you to stay QUIET when you are waiting for the door to open

OR

Go for a break

See you there~~ For the upcoming of new Life ahead ~~~~~~

A thank AGAIN for the sec 4 seniors ^^ From all AVA members

-Chargee

2008-04-19T00:15:00.003+08:00

Hi all,
Thanks for participating in the school speech day and you guys done a great job!!!
Hope you guys keep it up for the rest for the life and dun make any necessary mistakes again.

Also hope you guys hav fun in the farewell party with the sec 4 seniors.

New blogskin coming soon..... Stay tune for the next post regarding new blogskin ^^ WITH A PASSWORD I SAY IT AGAIN PASSWORD LOLS!!!^^Listen kanghui the blogskin is wad u wan me to put de but sad to say...... i think cannot put any pictures on it =.=

Dun worry guys it would be black blogskin if possible!!^^

-Chargee

lalalalala

2008-04-18T21:59:00.002+08:00

LOL hope everyone enjoy this final day with the Sec 4 Seniors. lalalala o.o

O2jam vids

Video info:The most insane song ever.None can beat it except for computer.See between 1:18-1:20, look at the amount of the insane notes - -

Video info: Gaussian blur 2 lvl 167 song o.o quite nice to hear

All the vids are being played by computer.theres no way humans can do it - -

-Nach0s™

AMV ERA! RAWK ON X_X

2008-04-10T21:25:00.000+08:00

Naruto Shippuuden: Thanks for the Memories
Uploaded by platinumsharkxxx03

Joel may hate this song but this amv rawk! X_X

-Nach0s™, BLA BLA BLAH WHO CARES <_<

2008-04-10T19:21:00.002+08:00

Hi guys,
Here to remind you, Tomorrow there is Speech Day rehearsal on 2pm, meet at the hall.

-Chargee

2008-04-09T22:00:00.001+08:00

Juz some sharing of vids(remove if you don't want)
Blueyboe

2008-04-08T19:59:00.003+08:00

This is a video kanghui would like to share with all of AVA members

Look at the timing and the pictures

it RHYTHM like mad...

So kanghui wan us to produce this kinda video next time, ermm nope?? is every time..

The first 1 minutes of the video rhythm but later... it lost it way of rhyming

-Chargee

2008-04-05T12:11:00.000+08:00

For used later ...

2008-04-05T11:50:00.002+08:00

Here's the result for the AVA test!~!

I would like to congratulate Aaron for the highest in Secondary 1,2 and 3 standard for getting 39.5/50 for this test

Now, i would like to announce the result for the Secondary 3,
In secondary 3,
Highest: Aaron
followed by, Edwin
and the failures Rasyiqah and Ameena
Overall: Quite badly done and disappointing for seniors.

In Secondary 2,
Highest: Danny
followed by, Terence then Yoyo and lastly Wee Kiat
Overall: Quite good but some of them quite disappointing

In Secondary 1,
Highest: Zhao Kwang
Scoring a just pass, 25.5/50
followed by the others, who failed
Overall: Quite Surprising and good job !

As you can see, there is other name not shown above as WE have been WARNED badly by KANGHUI that rubbish is not ENTERTAINED more than 4, in the test paper.
They are:
Wei ming from secondary 2
Evangline from secondary 3
Pan yu from secondary 3

They have been scored ZERO for more than 4 rubbish in the test paper and their test paper had gone into paper balls and now landed into the rubbish bin.

While there is more names not called.... They are absentees and will be scored ZERO.

There is more upcoming test and i will be posting it in the late afternoon.
Stay tune for more updates regarding AVA Exam 2008 and how the seniors are going to calculate the marks.

Your one and only moderatore xD,
Chargee

2008-04-03T19:39:00.007+08:00

Mic On ..

humph.... humph....
Mic Test 1..2..3.. Mic Test
Okkayys....AVA members
Heres a note from ur ChairMan!@!@!

2moro there IS AVA

Please assemble in the hall by 1.30pm

IMPORTANT THAN UR LIFE DUDE
THERE IS AN AVA TEST 1 HOUR PAPER FOR ALL OF THE
SECONDARY 2's and 3's
MEET AT THE HALL BY 1.30PM SHARP VERI SHARP LATECOMERS WILL NOT BE ENTERTAINED THANK KYU.! SECONDARY 1'S STUDENTS ARE ALSO REMINDED TO ATTEND THIS MEETING.

Please ensure you are free on that day and we are gotta be busy now....
All must turn up or Joel will chopp you into pieces and cook muthu curry

Exams are coming...
Plan your time well...
Get enough rest...
Dun put on too much stress....
Dun panic...
Drink lots of water...
Stop Playing BUCK UP!
Get good grades...
AVA moderator Wishes All AVA member ALL the best for SA1

Win Big Goals Win Big Success !!

Pathetic Day...
-Chargee

Mic Off..

GG

2008-03-31T21:52:00.000+08:00

why dont we have this as an ava event! =D

Monday drama speech day

2008-03-30T16:15:00.003+08:00

AVA CHAIRMAN

2008-03-28T18:32:00.003+08:00

He Made Me - SecretFunTime

Enjoy!

Signing off,
Rain

2008-03-27T22:05:00.002+08:00

hi guys.... this blog had been dead for a long time...

i am telling you guys that Speech day rehearsal will be conduct from next week onwards:

NOW THE DATES ARE NOT CONFIRMED AS WE HAVE NOT RECIEVE OUR CONSENT FORMS

therefore i advise AVA members to keep these dates free from 31st of March 2008

every monday, wednesday, friday as the rehearsal will be held.

Please remember to try to turn up for every rehearsal after u recieve the consent forms just take notes of these days to make it free.

-Your one and only
Chargee (moderator, couseller xDD)

gg

2008-03-24T21:33:00.000+08:00

one godly stick man

-azarath*

O_O lets go to the sad vids

2008-03-24T19:41:00.003+08:00

no1 post any sad vids? - -

-Nach0s™,ur fav food with xtra cheese

WTH.

2008-03-18T20:41:00.000+08:00

MY GOD GODLY JUMPERS!

anyone up for jumping? <_<

-Nach0s™,your fav food

Computer tips

2008-03-17T18:45:00.005+08:00

Here is some Computer Maintenance Tips

Ten tips to keep your computer running smoothly:

1. Never, never, turn your computer off with the power switch until Windows has shut down.

The one exception to this rule is when your computer locks up and your hard drive is not running (hard drive light is not blinking). In this situation, you can turn the power off without harmful effects to the hard drive. As cutting the power can also result in lost data or Windows files, you should only do this when you have to.
Following this rule will prevent permanent hard drive defects caused by the hard drive heads contacting the surface of the drive disc, and it will prevent a host of Windows problems.Whenever possible, recover from crashes by pressing the Ctrl + Alt + Delete keys at the same time. Press them again to reboot your computer.

2. I highly recommend that you MAY !! NOT MUST purchase an UPS (uninteruptable power supply) for your computer.
This will keep your computer from crashing during power outages, and will protect your computer from low and high voltage occurrences.
An UPS is far superior to a surge protector and will save your computer from almost any power type of disaster. (See #1 above for what happens when your computer crashes.)

3. Backup, backup, backup, any data you cannot afford to lose to at least two separate physical drives. So backup data to floppies, Zip disks, CD-RWs etc.
The time to backup is when you create something you can't afford to lose. Don't wait until tomorrow.

4. Run Scandisk and Defragment at least once a month. This will keep your hard drive healthy and prevent crashes.
Alternatively, you MAY !!NOT MUST!!! purchase Norton Utilities and use it to keep your hard drive healthy.

5. Never unplug peripherals from the computer when it is powered up. Unplugging with the power on can short out the connector socket or the motherboard.
The only exception to this rule is if you know a peripheral is "hot pluggable". If you do not know what "hot pluggable" means then ignore this exception.

6. Do keep at least 100 MBs of your C: drive free for Windows to use. If you use Windows Me or Windows XP then you should have 200 MBs of free space on your C: drive.
If you do not have enough free space you will choke Windows and it will start dumping data to your hard drive, or it will just get really, really, slow.
Use the ADD/Delete tool in the Windows Control Panel to delete unneeded programs from your drive.
You can also!!! NOT MUST!! use Cleansweep included in Norton Utilities to clean up your drive. If you do use Cleansweep or another hard drive cleaner, do not delete shared files unless you back them up. The cleaners do a rotten job of knowing if another program uses shared files.

7. Do not let a lot of programs load up when you start your computer. They use valuable memory and Windows Resources (Windows internal workspace).
All programs in your Windows System Tray (in the lower left of your screen) are running on your computer. Close them if you don't need them or run them and configure them not to load when you boot up.
Other programs running in the background can be found by pressing Ctrl + Alt + Delete at the same time.

8. Do use a virus checker regularly. Everyone should use a virus checker. The best type of protection is continuous monitoring from a dedicated anti-virus program like Norton Antivirus. The second best thing is to use is the free online virus checker Housecall provided by Trend Micro.

9. If you have a high speed Internet connection you need a firewall program. A firewall program keeps those who want to hijack your computer from gaining access to your system. You really do not want someone else running your computer.
I suggest ONLY!! NOT MUST!! you purchase and run Norton's Personal Firewall program. Your firewall should boot up with your computer to protect it from invasion. A free personal firewall program is available from Tiny Software.

Case in point: When I run Windows Me for 10 hours or more with my DSL connection, my computer is usually attacked by a hacker at least once.
Do not think you are safe from hackers!! Hackers use search programs to seek out computers at random. Get a firewall program and use it.

10. Keep track of the software disks you receive with your computer and new peripherals. These disks contain valuable software drivers and programs for Windows and are needed when Windows must be reloaded. Keep these disks and your Windows software disks in a safe, dry, place -- you never know when you will need them.

Hopefully these computer maintenance tips will keep you out of trouble. However, if you have problems with your computer, feel free to leave a tagg here.

-Chargee

Duties for Term 2

2008-03-15T22:22:00.004+08:00

Morning assembly one :D

School assembly one :D

2008-03-15T20:59:00.002+08:00

Watch this videos

see the timing of the music and the dance move

IT REALLY MATCH!! LOLS

-Chargee

2008-03-15T01:09:00.003+08:00

Of All AVA moderators and members here wishes Yoyo :
A happy Brupday (of Cos)
Dun be angry
Smile aways and remain cheerful
her dream come true
stay as tall as possible

is there anymore of it? lols
if there is, post it at the tag box

**Note: this birthday post is different from the others as this is a new version post and we will be using this version until it is updated.
For those members who their birthday had just passed
We seek for your kind understanding and apologise for any inconvenience caused.

-Your one and only moderator, Chargee

2008-03-13T13:42:00.004+08:00

I will be also opening a new box to note our AVA members the people who
SLAUGHTERED our AVA members

You could leave the IGN of the guy u hate on the tag box and i will place the name in our AVA blacklist

So if u guys saw the blacklisted guy in game juz pawn him wad ever if u are just level 1 juz hit him and run

if your level are higher then him juz pawn him and pawn again and again just kill him until he cried for mama

-Chargee

2008-03-12T23:03:00.000+08:00

funny jap. video xD

-Nach0sâ„¢ and azarath*

Videos comming up =D

2008-03-11T19:09:00.005+08:00

Some videos had been taken away due to the loading of the page, We seek for your kind understanding and apologise for any inconvenience caused.

-Chargee

I will post more in the future

-Nach0s™

2008-03-07T16:51:00.002+08:00

Tomorrow got duty as it is Parent-Teacher Dialogue

Date : 07/03/2008
Time : 7.15 - 8.30 [you can stay for a longer time if you want]
Place : School of course...

All sec 2 and 3 are expected to go...sec 1 is not really needed...sec 4 please come to take charge of the sec 2 and 3...

erm...i dunno what else to say...hm...well...HAPPY HOILDAY!

Yoyo ^^

2008-03-06T17:55:00.002+08:00

HAIS!
sian!
so i blog lo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mmm...let me see BLOG wad arh? -.-
Mmm...AVA? g0odg0od!
better then other CCA lo..cuz YOU all know why?
cuz got ME ma! "EVANGELINE GOH"

blek :ppppppp
EVERYBODY correct?
:DDDDDDDDDDD
heehee :]]]
i WONDER arh..wad if one day i DIE? ....what eu all will DO arh?
heehee =DDDDDDDDDD
lalala! a very stupid question!
lols!
END here...
dun0oe wad to BLOG abt..
byebye!
EVERYONE!

zai jian!
sayonara!

VAN's

2008-03-03T17:14:00.003+08:00

Hi hi

its me again =.=
this time i am going to say a very very sorry for Aaron because

HIS BRUPDAY

IS YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i stress again, i am sorry for not posting your birthday yesterday but today
so i wish all of the AVA members will wish our handsome, young, potential future president HAPPY BRUPDAY!!!!!!! i mean LATE BRUPDAY?!?!?!

and someone's birthday is arriving =.=
i wonder who it is??

-Chargee
TEE HEE

2008-03-02T19:42:00.003+08:00

Enjoy~

-Chargee

2008-02-24T00:50:00.007+08:00

Attention for all AVA-ians

For those who can access to this blog and post, you are not advised to post ANY Insulting Remarks / Cursing / Swearing / Threatening / Blackmailing / Text Flooding / Harassing / Violence and Advertising any violance or pornographic websites that people below 18 years old are not allowed to view it.

If you are caught doing all these, your access to the blog will be BANNED.

Members will NOT be able to access the AVA blog account in any way during the ban period.

* All Members decisions are final.
* Appeals will not be entertained.
* Permission once removed, will not be reinstated under any circumstances.

If user finds that the penalties are too heavy, then do not harrass.
Fair post is important in the blog community.

For those members who post in this blog, please remember to placed your name at the end of your post. Any post without a name, will be deleted.

Members are not advised to repeat their post as it will causes mistaken therefore the following post that is the same, will be deleted and members are advised to edit their post but not create another new post and post it again unless there is another topic about it.

Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

I was wondering?
Do you guys want to have a AVA website?
AVA e-m@il? example: chargee@esssava.com
kanghui@esssava.com
nach0s@esssava.com
AVA forum?

IF anybody is interested, please drop a tag at the tag box.

Dun worry guys, it MAY NOT befree!! =.= Total prices i can tell u guys is less than $50

-AVA Adminstrator Chargee

Dead tired

2008-02-23T22:39:00.003+08:00

Yo ppl.Im sure everyone had a wonderful time today for the AVA outing. Maybe next time we host another outing ? +_+. Best part of the outing most probaby at lan killing kang hui ^_^.
Everyones tired most probaby and yea im going to sleep so BB ~_~.

Happy early bday evangeline

By Nach0s From Chargee

ava outing

2008-02-22T15:16:00.003+08:00

Date:23 Feb
Time(Movie):3.05 p.m.
Venue:Tampines Mall
Meeting place:Tampines INTERCHANGE macdonalds (small mac)
Time to meet: 3.05 p.m. 1h earlier.Reason being that THE MOVIE IS NEW so expect the tickets to run out SOON if we dun get it fast.

People who ARE confirm going:
Asraf
Weiming (Nach0s)
Kang Hui
Wee Kiat
Edwin
Terence(after movie then come[said death note sux -_-])
Rasyiqah
Evangeline
Aaron
Pan yu
Syamir

People who MAYBE can go:

People who are waiting for the answer:

People who are confirm NOT GOING:
Yoyo(unless she recovers by tomorrow)
Danny
Zaid
Joel
Nigel

Before or after the movie, we MIGHT eat together for lunch.We are also celebrating Evangeline Birthday. Please bring money for your expenses. Tommorow final update about outing.The price of the ticket is $9.50 not $6. The student promotion only works on Weekdays.(Aaron say $6)

-azarath*
p.s. basically i just copy and paste and edit

2008-02-21T20:12:00.001+08:00

funny drawings. Funny yet cool =D

funny LMAO

-azarath*

MY birthday ...

2008-02-19T21:01:00.006+08:00

EVANGELINE birthday :

wana giv her SURPRISE?.....
hahahah ..its her birthday next MONDAY =]
25FEB08 ....
heehee x)
wish her happie birthday next week bah....
hahahahah ....

LOVES.
????

By Evangeline From Chargee

2008-02-07T02:33:00.001+08:00

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:H A R D W O R K8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
but:A T T I T U D E1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:B U L L S H I T2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%Think about it... and have a nice day at school... :)

Yoyo

2008-02-07T01:48:00.000+08:00

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR ^^

Yoyo

Piece of news

2008-02-06T14:41:00.000+08:00

Dear AVA members,

the latest news is in. Please listen up and close all windows that is open for this important yet discouraging message that i am about to type out concerning ava (duh) to all of you blog viewers who are ava-ers and want to hear this significant piece of news i have for you and others of are concerned as i got this message from mr tan who told me this news which i would be announcing very soon as i am sure u are now very very very nervous and thinking, What on earth is this president doing wasting my time looking at so many words and yet the piece of news is not coming out yet! Can he quickly get over his talking on tell us now?! Well my ava-ers, the news is here and stop hesitating cause i am about to read it out to u in a few moments time... ( when i say read doesn't mean i am physically reading but actually typing out for you all to see and not for you all to expect to hear my voice coming from the.. u get wad i mean.)

Advertisement : [ ] [ ]
(------) Happy Chinese New Year (------)
!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Here are 2 lanterns to celebrate this festive season :)

Back to the main topic......

The news:

The SVA results has come out! Mr Tan got the email from the judges (i am not sure when) and told me on monday. I wanted to tell you all the result but kept forgetting due to some distractions from some people wanting to go home early. (myself included) How convenient to have this blog so that i can tell you all the result and.... kk i will stop and cut to the chase. We did not win the competition. I hope u have seen the message and i do hope u do not feel discouraged. Failure os the mother of success so let's try to win it again this year!! Tat's all and i hope you have enjoyed that super long paragraph and delay of wasting our time reading only to find the news so small (literally small) and feeling frustrated not about the news but by me wasting your time reading and if you are still reading i can say you are really dumb cos i really have nothing to say already and yet you carry on reading.. ( Hands tired liao)

BYE BYE,
Joel Toh :D

A-Z

2008-02-04T18:33:00.001+08:00

Always must win Never mind what they think
Borrow but never return Outdo everyone you know
Cheap is good Pay only when necessary
Don't trust anyone Quit while you are ahead
Everything also must grab! Rushing and pushing wins the race
Free! Free! Free! Sample are always welcome
Grab first talk later Take but don't give
Help yourself to everything Unless it's free forget it
I first, I want, I everything Vow to be number one
Jump queue Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
Keep coming back for more Yell if necessary to get what you want
Look for discount Zebras are kiasu because they want to
Must not lose face
be both black and white at the same time
Taken From: anoymous

POster"Blueyboe...."

From Aaron By Chargee

VIDEOS!!!!

2008-02-03T22:06:00.000+08:00

And you think you were god in super mario.

Its a prank. Nuff said =p

Comedy football

-†Nach0s† aka wm

2008-02-03T12:48:00.000+08:00

yea!!

yea x2!!

-asraf™

2008-02-03T12:26:00.000+08:00

hi guys
i am here to tell you guys that our cool, handsome, pro senior, syamir had his 16th birthday on 1st february.
Although its is over but you could juz post a wishing at the tag box or msn him when he is online

so anyone who is free, ENTERTAIN HIM OR GIV HIM A PRESENT!!!

(i guess a present will make him more happy xDD)

-Chargee

2008-02-03T10:01:00.001+08:00

FACTS ABOUT GUYS!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!!

--if you TREAT him nicely,he says you are in LOVE with him;if you don't he says you are PROUD. If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;if you don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.
--If you ARGUE,he says you are STUBBORN;if you keep QUIET, he says you have NO BRAINS.
--If you are SMARTER than him,he'll loose FACE;If he's SMARTER than you,he is GREAT, BETTER than you...
--If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;If you don't,he says you don't TRUST him.
--If you SCOLDS him,you are like a NANNY to him;If he SCOLDS you,its because he CARES for you.
--If you BREAK your PROMISE,you cannot be TRUSTED;If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
--If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl;if he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMaN.
--If you do WELL in your exams ,he says its LUCK;If he does WELL,its BRAINS...
--If you HURT him,you are CRUEL;If he HURTS you,you are too SENSETIVE!!! & soooo hard too please!!!!!!!!!!
--If guys read this,they will SWEAR that it's not true......but if you don't let them read,they say you are SELFISH.........

The moral of the story is....
SOME GUYS ARE ALSO TROUBLESOME AND BRING TROUBLES TO GALS (DON'T THINK THAT ALL GALS ARE TROUBLESOME... NOT ALL... 2% OF THEM?BUt GUYS ARE 97%... [= THEREFORE GUYS SHOULD CHANGE FOR THE BETTER LIKING OF GALS OUT THERE...) Honestly it's quite true to SOME of the guys out there* BUT..this does not go to the guys that think they ARE all of that BUT WANT TO change!!!!!

now is about girls ^^ i dun think it is true...

FACTS ABOUT GIRLS IN IT TERMS ^^

HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS: she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live>without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...

sercet yoyo

laugh hard ^^

2008-01-30T20:01:00.000+08:00

MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was
born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ...

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building
and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

--------------------------------------------------------------------

There were three men that was about to be executed...

so the first man no1 went first

'Ready aim...' and the man no.1 says 'tornado! tornado!', everyone looks around and man no1 ran and got away.

So next its man no2

'Ready aim...' and man no.2 says 'earthquake, earthquake', everyone looks around and man no2 runs and gets away.

Man no.3 thought that 'wow, thats a good idea' and he thought he caught on the idea.....

So next man no3

'Ready aim...' and man no3 says 'FIRE'.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

(p.s. if dont get it i explain to you.)

-asraf*

2008-01-28T22:37:00.000+08:00

Hiiie its me lols
not posting videos >.<
just telling you guys that the secondary 1 AVA-ians is joining us on Wednesday
remember to set good examples for them to learn ^^

and also Wednesday will be having another Chinese new year rehearsal
the time would be either 2pm or 2.15pm i think the place should be at the hall

this is all i gotta say today

-Chargee

heh

2008-01-28T22:15:00.000+08:00

Our cute KangHui The Young VP
Kang hui wont mind ^^

to be fair i post mine.

tower defence contest..

asraf*

Interesting stuff

2008-01-28T19:38:00.000+08:00

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In ur next life, would u want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig?)

-aza*
p.s. may contain mature content lol.

Life in Singapore (Joke)

2008-01-28T19:24:00.000+08:00

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB) ,

And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP) .

Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).

If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.

So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE) ?

With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA) ,

Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).

And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.

When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH),

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.

If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,

And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH) .

To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE) .

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),

OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,

Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become

So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA) !

-aza*

Some videos <_<

2008-01-27T22:13:00.000+08:00

Size of our world. O_O?

One of my all time favourite comedy

Read the title.

K i've got more funny videos but lazy upload maybe some other time. I've got no other stuffs to post for now except for these lovely videos. MADTV FTW!

-wm

AVA duties

2008-01-26T22:22:00.000+08:00

Hi, this is your president speaking (finally my 1st post)

Anyway here is the duty lists AND I STRESS AGAIN

TO DO YOUR

DUTIES!!!!!!

Morning Assembly Duty

Monday

~Asraf~

Aaron

Rasyiqah
Yoyo

Tuesday

~KangHui~

Justine

Pan Yu

Wei Ming

Wednesday

~Nigel~

Kelvin

Ameena

Wee Kiat

Thursday

~Zaid~

Edwin

Hazel

Hidayah

Friday

~Syamir~

Evangeline

Terence

Danny

*Overlook: Joel

*The leader for that day will be marked with a ~Name Of Leader~
*Please come around 7.00am for your duty.
(Mic should be set up before 7.10am!)

Recess Duties

1st Recess

Monday

Yoyo
Terence

Evangeline
Wee Kiat

Tuesday

Yoyo

Danny

Evangeline

*Unknown*

Wednesday

Terence

Wee Kiat

Wei Ming

*Unknown*

Thursday

Yoyo

Danny

Terence

*Unknown*

Friday

Terence

Danny

Wee Kiat

*Unknown*

2nd Recess

Every WeekDays
Pan Yu

Aaron
Edwin

Ameena

*TAKE NOTE-

School Assembly would be changed and further notice would be posted soon

Your president :{)

2008-01-26T16:19:00.000+08:00

There will be an event coming up for us.

It will be the Chinese New Year rehearsal and will start on 28 January 2008, Monday

Rehearsal Venue is at the Hall while on the actual day it will be at the parade square.
If rains during actual day, it will be at the hall.

The time is 2pm. Straight after school. The Senior will call some junior to go and buy food so we wont be dieing of hunger.

More updates after that rehearsal.

Monday there will be assembly for those who have duty, please be there on time, for those who is not in duty, you are not allowed to go unless there is a permission or reason

and also wishing all AVA member Happy chinese new year ^^

Will there be sec 1 next week??

-Chargee

Duties!!

2008-01-13T01:25:00.000+08:00

Duties will be up soon...
when i give Joel the password
due to some technical reasons, Joel cant be reached =.=

Should we have a tempo slots for AVA duties?
Should we have a new AVA photos ??

-Chargee